CH.AG: Part Three

This deserves it's own banner. Welcome to Flopgate '10, everybody. Over the past few days most of my posts have been directed at Christina Aguilera. Well the reason is it was pretty much a Tyra Banks situation: We were all rooting for her. And then she gives us this generic single Not Myself Tonight. Like we've never heard that before. Furthermore, when images and previews for the single begin to surface, it becomes apparent how desperate she is. I know, I know, Lady Gaga does this kind of stuff too, but one thing that separates the two is that CH.AG has a child. This is completely inappropriate. What the hell are you going to do when you're child is a teenager? More like what the hell is your child going to think when he sees this video? A new promotional image under the cut. NSFW (Possibly)




(I was disappointed to find no visible nipple in this picture.)



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More FUCKERY from Christina

It seems lately that most of my posts have been Christina Aguilera related. Well there's good reason. She's giving me so much to rip on. Like the following pics, and another 11 second preview. I give epileptics fair warning. These probably aren't SFW either.



A new 11 second preview of the video (Which premieres Friday on Vevo):



and a few pics (possibly NSFW):









I think people are going to like these for the wrong reason. You can't look at these and say 'Christina sure has artistic talent.'




This post comes to you from ONTD and Just Jared.

Cmon Christina

I get more and more excited for this flop as the video premiere gets closer. The only thing that can save this thing from being a flop is if the video is amazing. But by the looks of it...no. After an 11 second preview, she might not have any epileptic buddies behind her anymore.

More from Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera has been hard at work ever since she released that awful single Not Myself Tonight. Today we have two pictures, each trying a little too hard.






Take it from most everyone on the internet, Christina: You're doing the bionic theme wrong.


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I was right

It's about sex. In my opinion, the song is dumb. But it's probably going to end up a huge radio hit or something. You can listen to it here on Christina's website.

Edit: As a follow up to last weeks post there was no confetti blasting from my speakers. And time did not slow down. You are now a stranger bitch, Mrs. Aguilera.

It's a wonder you still have any fans left

Come on son. It's a wonder you still have any fans left, Christina. You're being pretty low budget. No new material in years and then when you finally announce that you've got a new album coming out you keep pushing the date back? Postponing it every five minutes? What are you waiting for?


This album you're working on better be made of gold, and when I hear the first single confetti better blast out of my speakers and time should slow down (that line goes to Quinn). I'm not a fan but I am interested to see what you are going to do, considering the amount of time it's taking you to release an album. However by the looks of the cover it's going to be tacky and probably low budget.

And that countdown on your website? What was that about? I see it on Saturday, counting down to 12pm on Monday. Monday rolls around and it's now counting down to Tuesday at 12pm. Tuesday comes around and all we get is a song name (Not Myself Tonight), a single cover, and another countdown clock counting down to Wednesday. You could have at least released the single today. Like I said earlier, what are you waiting for?

My guess is that Not Myself Tonight is about sex. We'll find out soon...