CH.AG: Part Three

This deserves it's own banner. Welcome to Flopgate '10, everybody. Over the past few days most of my posts have been directed at Christina Aguilera. Well the reason is it was pretty much a Tyra Banks situation: We were all rooting for her. And then she gives us this generic single Not Myself Tonight. Like we've never heard that before. Furthermore, when images and previews for the single begin to surface, it becomes apparent how desperate she is. I know, I know, Lady Gaga does this kind of stuff too, but one thing that separates the two is that CH.AG has a child. This is completely inappropriate. What the hell are you going to do when you're child is a teenager? More like what the hell is your child going to think when he sees this video? A new promotional image under the cut. NSFW (Possibly)




(I was disappointed to find no visible nipple in this picture.)



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Tv Guide cleans up some Tra$h

My mom read me the most amazing Jeer I've ever heard from TV Guide. The topic? None other than Ke$ha:

Jeers to Ke$ha for her what-up-with-that? performances on Saturday Night Live. The poor man's Lady Gaga tried and failed to turn "Tik Tok," her ode to being a drunken floozy, into a political/artistic statement. Amid a dime-store laser show, she asked "Does anybody ever stop to think that maybe we are the aliens?" That could be the only explanation for her appearance in Lite Brite-like body paint for a ludicrously bizarro rendition of "Your Love Is My Drug." Tik tok, Ke$ha- that's your 15 seconds of fame running out.

You Got It In Her Hair

The Kids Choice Awards thing was on last night. I didn't watch but I did catch this little gem while I was hanging out with my friends. Katy Perry got slimed in the face. And she took it like a champ. When I first saw it I was like DAMN!

I'm not even playing when I say it looked like it hurt a lot. Video after the jump.