Bey on a Break?

"Why Don't You Love Me" - Beyoncé from Beyoncé on Vimeo.

Jay-Z retired but had three albums since then. Beyonce is taking a break but released a video for "Why Don't You Love Me". I think this may be what makes this family dysfunctional. Pretty catchy tune. I like it.

CH.AG: Part Three

This deserves it's own banner. Welcome to Flopgate '10, everybody. Over the past few days most of my posts have been directed at Christina Aguilera. Well the reason is it was pretty much a Tyra Banks situation: We were all rooting for her. And then she gives us this generic single Not Myself Tonight. Like we've never heard that before. Furthermore, when images and previews for the single begin to surface, it becomes apparent how desperate she is. I know, I know, Lady Gaga does this kind of stuff too, but one thing that separates the two is that CH.AG has a child. This is completely inappropriate. What the hell are you going to do when you're child is a teenager? More like what the hell is your child going to think when he sees this video? A new promotional image under the cut. NSFW (Possibly)




(I was disappointed to find no visible nipple in this picture.)



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Tv Guide cleans up some Tra$h

My mom read me the most amazing Jeer I've ever heard from TV Guide. The topic? None other than Ke$ha:

Jeers to Ke$ha for her what-up-with-that? performances on Saturday Night Live. The poor man's Lady Gaga tried and failed to turn "Tik Tok," her ode to being a drunken floozy, into a political/artistic statement. Amid a dime-store laser show, she asked "Does anybody ever stop to think that maybe we are the aliens?" That could be the only explanation for her appearance in Lite Brite-like body paint for a ludicrously bizarro rendition of "Your Love Is My Drug." Tik tok, Ke$ha- that's your 15 seconds of fame running out.

More FUCKERY from Christina

It seems lately that most of my posts have been Christina Aguilera related. Well there's good reason. She's giving me so much to rip on. Like the following pics, and another 11 second preview. I give epileptics fair warning. These probably aren't SFW either.



A new 11 second preview of the video (Which premieres Friday on Vevo):



and a few pics (possibly NSFW):









I think people are going to like these for the wrong reason. You can't look at these and say 'Christina sure has artistic talent.'




This post comes to you from ONTD and Just Jared.

Cmon Christina

I get more and more excited for this flop as the video premiere gets closer. The only thing that can save this thing from being a flop is if the video is amazing. But by the looks of it...no. After an 11 second preview, she might not have any epileptic buddies behind her anymore.

Free Music, Anyone?

If anybody likes anything for free, it's me. What's better than anything for free? Music for free. And what's better than that? Good music for free. I recommend downloading "Air Swell" by Chiddy Bang and enjoying it while you go about your business for the day. I promise you won't be disappointed. Happy Friday!!

Before today I didn't know anything about this group but now I'm glad that I do. What can I say about these talented artists? The music reminds me of Kanye West circa College Dropout because the rhymes are just as perfect as the beats. Some of these tracks are most definitely going on a playlist with Lupe, Kid Cudi, and Wale. Check it out for yourself though. It's free, why not?

Body Talk Pt. 1 LEAK

Robyn's Body Talk pt. 1 has leaked in it's entirety. It's no big deal because there's only eight songs, and we've heard four of them already. The only songs we (well, I) haven't heard are Don't Fucking Tell Me What To Do, Cry When You Get Older, Hang With Me [Acoustic], and Jag Vet En Dejlig Rosa. Until now anyway...



I'm not going to provide a link to download it, you'll have to find it yourself. But most of the songs are pretty great, if you like that kind of music. And if you don't, what is wrong with you. Don't Fucking Tell Me What To Do is hilarious, with lyrics like "My drinkings killing me, My smoking is killing me, My diet is killing me, My shopping's killing me..." it's definitely worth a listen. Cry When You Get Older is really great too. Hang With Me [Acoustic] is ok, if you like acoustic music, and Jag Vet En Dejlig Rosa should be skipped unless you know Svenska. If you just said "what is Svenska?" then just skip the song because you don't know. It's also kind of creepy.

Overall, I give this album a 4/5 stars. And if you do manage to get your hands on a copy before June, then congratulations.