Don't Worry Girl, I Gotchu..

I'm going to help Christina Aguilera and her people out and save them some time by doing this (below the jump):



No I don't get any recognition for it, but it gives her and her team more time to pretend that she's the sh*t.

I don't have a source for this because my source is the person who sent me a text to tell me about it but Christina Aguilera's "Not a Stranger Bitch Not Myself Tonight" video is set to premiere on May 1st.

Now if she's got her head up her rear like she did last month, this will be pushed back a couple of times. As a matter of fact, I'll put money on it because despite the fact that she hasn't had anything new in a while she pushes back countdowns like Beyonce or Lady GaGa. (Sidenote: Anybody heard anything about the "Put It In a Love Song" video?)

I'm going to be nice though because if she really thought she was on GaGa's level, she'd have Dick Clark on Times Square with a ball dropping for this premiere and I haven't heard of her doing that yet.

I Vote No...

This is going to be really quick. Like super quick. Like don't blink too hard because you'll be at the end of this post.

My blog baby daddy Lucas thought this was the WTF video of the week but I love @alonzolerone so I have to disagree. This right here, will leave me shaking my head and thinking WTF for the rest of the week.

Wtf Video of the Week

This week's WTF Video of the Week comes from youtube user alonzolerone. It's of course a parody of a scene from Gaga's Telephone video. I must give him props though, this one actually has a girl playing Honey Bey. Video after the jump.





From the looks of it, eating a honey bun like Gaga isn't as easy as one would think.

Mr. Bond...

In an effort to sway our bias away from American pop culture music, here is a post about a movie.



According to this website the 23rd James Bond movie has been suspended indefinitely. Why?

"Due to the continuing uncertainty surrounding the future of MGM and the failure to close a sale of the studio, we have suspended development on 'Bond 23' indefinitely. We do not know when development will resume and do not have a date for the release of 'Bond 23,'"

Apparently MGM is low budget, can't afford to keep itself running, or what have you. Honestly I'm not very sad. The past two Bond movies (Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace) haven't really done anything for me. Daniel Craig just isn't Bond material. To me Pierce Brosnan will always be the original James Bond



and that's really only because he reminds me of esteemed Broadway producer Maxwell Sheffield.



It's kind of sad because the Bond franchise is the longest running film series in history.

Source

What I'm listening to now

A few days ago on Rip The Runway, I caught Estelle performing Freak and ever since it's been stuck in my head. So it's my current listen. Video after the cut






I'm not even going to bother to watch the video all the way through. From the first minute or so I can tell that it's a Missy Elliot level theme. I mean, with that hair Estelle even looks like Missy Misdemeanor.

Really, though, the only part of the song I like is the "I can be a freak" part. Otherwise, no thank you.

More New Robyn!

Are we dead yet? I don't think so. Dancing On My Own, a song from Robyn's Body Talk album has leaked today. I like it.

Top 100s by Year by Bing

It's seven o'clock a.m. and I'm lying in bed and can't sleep. Usually when this happens, I play with my iPod. You guys, I think I've discovered the best music app ever.

Bing has created an app for iPhone and iPod touch users that has the top 100 songs from each year from 1947 to 2009. The name of it is "Top 100s by year by Bing", (ooo so blatant). Get it right now for free!! I'm not sure how long it will be free so hurry and check it out now!! Full description after the jump.

Spin the wheel to choose what year you'd like to hear music from and the app shuffles the top 100 songs for you. You do have the option of skipping past songs you prefer not to listen to. However, the app states to provide all the music at such a low price (right now free, it says the normal price is $1.99), they are required to shuffle the music for you instead of you choosing what you'd like to listen to.

This didn't turn me off one bit. What I did not like about the app is that every now again, well every three or four songs, a Bing app plays and asks you to download the Bing app for your iPhone/iPod touch. It will continue to do this even if you've downloaded the app already. Besides that, no complaints, especially since it was free. I suggest you check it out too, at least while it's still free.