Rihkeshaminaj on Tour

The only thing I could come up with that these three have in common is that they were all in school at one point in their lives.

Lucas: Nicki Minaj, Rihanna, and Kesha are touring together this year.

Quinn: That's the most random group of people I could probably come up with.

Lucas: I just do not understand this combination. Like Bjork, Trey Songz, and Adele.

Quinn: Wale, Elton John, and Backstreet Boys.

Lucas: Lance Bass and Ricky Martin...oh wait...How does Kesha get in contact with someone like Nicki Minaj?

Quinn: You mean how does Nicki Minaj get in contact with Kesha? She sleeps in a tub with one shoe on. I'd put money on it that she thinks Blackberry Messenger is someone who delivers fruit.

Rihanna has announced that her Last Girl on Earth tour will hit the road this summer. Making 25 stops, starting in Seattle on July 2 and ending August 25 in Chicago, RiRi put names in a hat and randomly selected Kesha and Nicki Minaj for her opening acts.

No, seriously, that's the only way this could have happened. I do have to admit though, if this came to my city, I would seriously consider going. I'd make sure I get there right at the end of Nicki's performance and just when Rihanna is about to say "All up on it, know you wanna clone it, ain't like me that chic too phony, ride this beat beat beat like a pony". And I'd rather not see Kesha at all.

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****Update****
So up until this point, this post was written prior to Nicki Minaj announcing that she would not be joining Rihanna on tour this summer. So the question is, what random person will the replacement?

Kid's Choice Awards 2010

This morning I woke up to Mighty B on my TV. If you're not familiar with that it's a cartoon on Nickelodeon. (Don't judge me, bro.) A commercial comes on for the Kid's Choice Awards 2010 and it's one i haven't seen before. I believe the only other one I've seen is with Adam Sandler and Kevin James. This new one however, informed us that there would be live performances by Rihanna and Justin Bieber. Now the latter I totally understand. This kid just like fell out of the sky into tween girls' hearts all over the world. It is very seldom that you do not see his name as a trending topic on Twitter and I won't even lie, after the first time I heard "One Time" I went and added it to my iPod. But this isn't about Justin Bieber.

This is about Rihanna and her live performance. Now this is for the Kid's Choice Awards on Nickelodeon. Rihanna's latest album was Rated R and her latest single is "Rude Boy". What song is she gonna perform in front of these kids?

Her singles have been:

• "Russian Roulette" which I think may be too depressing to perform

• "Hard" if she does perform this one I hope she has already learned substitute words for the choice words in the song

• "Rude Boy" yeah, we so do not need little teeny boppers singing to their Justin Bieber posters asking if he's big enough

Now I did not mention "Wait Your Turn" simply because I really don't consider it a single. I never even heard it on the radio, but i digress. Let's say though that she performs another one of her songs from Rated R, it's still too much for the kids!! But, after I scratch my head a few times and really think about it, I can't think of anyone else they could get to perform. Jonas Brothers? Miley Cyrus? Is that allowed since they're both Disney?